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09

Feb

Ready or not, we’ll die. Make a sin, do what you want, fuck everyone.
@Michael_tiopan
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
Unknown

10

Jan

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Unknown

31

Dec

#somethinginthebeginingin2012

happy blastday @jonaweinhofen keep #PMA all day long dude :D

29

Dec

Speechless, Nice Criticism :)

Speechless, Nice Criticism :)

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Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed
To be the one who gets stupid over you?
Lazy, laid back, maybe you’re just on crack

(Source: pavlovsson)

xsheepx:

damn straight. 

xsheepx:

damn straight. 

(Source: h-e-f-f)

28

Dec


what a pity -__-"

Ting Tong *the bell was pushing*
Maid :
wait, who's there? *opened the door*
strangers :
Hello, it's me.
Maid :
i'm sorry sir, i dunno you. what are you looking for?
Strangers :
My soul mate, are she in here?
Maid :
who is yours?
Strangers :
i dunno, someone beautiful who bring my missing rib.
Maid :
see you later dude. *closed the door*